As
I lay in bed last night I started thinking about some of life’s
haunting questions, you know, things like; why do we drive on a parkway
and park on the driveway?
So here are a few things to think about:
What disease did cured ham actually have?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane? If it can, I’m buying one.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Can you cry under water? ***** Note from me...No you can't. Please don't ask why but I know this.*****
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why is it construction when being built but a building when constructed?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?